Total Medals Earned: 161 (From 39 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,950 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/260 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (35/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/205 points)
Finish Any Easy Level
Finish Any Hard Level
Finish Any Medium Level
Finish All Easy Levels
Finish All Medium Levels
Finish All Hard Levels
Finish All Levels
Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/1,000 points)
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/32 (30/500 points)
Beat all four tutorial stages
Beat the record on a stage three times
Beat "Wall of Face" in 10 seconds or less
Beat "Find Your Footing" firing only one block
Beat "Elevator Shaft" without respawning once
Restart "Mind the Gap"
Beat "Just Grab It"
Get Fury to say "Jawsome" with VFX at max
Get Yeah to say "Rock a Doodle" with VFX at max
Get Jam to say "Swag" with VFX at max
Beat all stages on page one
Beat "Lights Out"
Beat "Windowsill" without firing a block
Beat "Weak Rope" without destroying a single block
Beat "Fetch Quest 2" without respawning once
Beat "Shenanigans" without respawning once or firing a block
Fire 25 blocks in a stage
Destroy 175 blocks in a stage
Boost 50 times in a stage
Destroy Mr. Moon in "Space Jam"
Unlock alternate YJF threads
Beat "Willyworld" with 11 blocks in your quota total
Beat "Dastardly" without respawning once
Have 6 blocks in your quota total on "Steel Feels"
Beat "Space Jam"
Beat all stages on page two
Beat "Oh Love"
Beat all stages
Beat "Oh Love" in 30 seconds or less